😂 I know, right? Who woulda thought?
So this guy walked up to me the other evening and said.. Hey, Fine girl. How are you? I didn't know whether to feel insulted or offended. Sigh. We all had a good laugh about it afterwards, after I pointed my phone at my face. Guess I need to start doing some sit-ups 😂
If being too handsome was a crime... I'd be the guy at the back of the courtroom yelling "Hang him!"
Apparently, a girl's voice becomes more high-pitched when she speaks to a guy she likes. That explains why every girl I talk to sounds like Darth Vader.
I never make the same mistakes twice. I make them three, four or five times just to be sure.
It's a pity Kronos wasn't a better Dad. Just imagine all the Titanic jokes he could have told his kids. Jokes of Titanic proportion
I'm very handsome at night or whenever it's particularly dark
Ain't that the truth
A big dick doesn't matter if half of it is your personality.