The Xhexzander

King Weirdo



To know a little bit more about John Olajuwon

The Return 

I’m Baaaaaaaaccckkkk

Adventures of Xhex

So this guy walked up to me the other evening and was all like…

Hey, Fine girl. How are you? 

I don’t know whether to feel insulted or offended. 

Sigh. We all had a good laugh about it afterwards, after I pointed my smartphone at my face. 

Need to start doing some sit-ups 

Fall Out Boy 😍 

I slept in last night’s clothes

And tomorrow’s dreams 

But they’re not quite what they seem 

I’m very handsome at night or whenever it’s particularly dark


I’m in the mood to recieve a cheque for six hundred thousand dollars 


…because killing people is illegal 

Art is meant to comfort the disturbed, and disturb the comfortable 

And so am I. 

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