The Xhexzander

King Weirdo


December 2016

If being too handsome was a crime, I’d probably be the prosecuting attorney 

Girl Trouble 

Apparently, a girl’s voice becomes more high-pitched when she speaks to a guy she likes. 

That explains why every girl I talk to sounds like Darth Vader. 

I’m a gentleman. I brush my teeth before making phone calls. 

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