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Month: September 2016
Lucifer
Loveee
Fashion… Humor
Thoughtful…
Vampire
Mood
Cheque
Dark Humor
Parachute for Sale. Used once. Never opened.
Dark Humor
Daughter: I’m really sorry mom, I got an F in Geography. - Mother: Never mind, darling, you have cancer anyways.
Dark Humor
A priests asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Do you have any last requests?” "Yes," replies the murderer. "Can you please hold my hand?"
Dark Humor
An artist asked the gallery manager if anybody asked about his paintings. "Well, there’s good news and there’s bad news," said the owner. "The good one is that a gentleman liked your work and asked if its value would appreciate after your death. When I said yes, he bought all 20 of your paintings." "But… Continue reading Dark Humor
Attitude, Bitch!
Pessimist: "Things just can't get any worse!" Optimist: "Nah, of course they can!"
