The Xhexzander

King Weirdo


September 2016

Hulk Smash that… 


Fashion… Humor


I’m in the mood to recieve a cheque for six hundred thousand dollars 

Dark Humor

Parachute for Sale. Used once. Never opened. 

Dark Humor

​Daughter: I’m really sorry mom, I got an F in Geography.

Mother: Never mind, darling, you have cancer anyways.

Dark Humor

​A priests asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, “Do you have any last requests?”

“Yes,” replies the murderer. “Can you please hold my hand?”

Dark Humor

​An artist asked the gallery manager if anybody asked about his paintings.

“Well, there’s good news and there’s bad news,” said the owner. “The good one is that a gentleman liked your work and asked if its value would appreciate after your death. When I said yes, he bought all 20 of your paintings.”

“But that’s fantastic,” whooped the artist. “What could possibly be the bad news?”

“The gentleman was your doctor.”

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