Hulk Smash that…

Lucifer

Loveee

Fashion… Humor

Thoughtful…

Vampire

Mood

Cheque

Dark Humor

Parachute for Sale. Used once. Never opened. 

Dark Humor

​Daughter: I’m really sorry mom, I got an F in Geography. - Mother: Never mind, darling, you have cancer anyways.

Dark Humor

​A priests asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Do you have any last requests?” "Yes," replies the murderer. "Can you please hold my hand?"

Dark Humor

​An artist asked the gallery manager if anybody asked about his paintings. "Well, there’s good news and there’s bad news," said the owner. "The good one is that a gentleman liked your work and asked if its value would appreciate after your death. When I said yes, he bought all 20 of your paintings." "But…

Attitude, Bitch!

​Pessimist: "Things just can't get any worse!" Optimist: "Nah, of course they can!"