The Xhexzander

King Weirdo



Anyone been keeping up with @Sleepy Hollow? 

Loved this bit. 

I am become…. War

The Return 

I’m Baaaaaaaaccckkkk

Adventures of Xhex

So this guy walked up to me the other evening and was all like…

Hey, Fine girl. How are you? 

I don’t know whether to feel insulted or offended. 

Sigh. We all had a good laugh about it afterwards, after I pointed my smartphone at my face. 

Need to start doing some sit-ups 


Woah! Just Woah! 

This is gonna help a lot of girls with no idea what to wear. I’m in awe. 

If being too handsome was a crime, I’d probably be the prosecuting attorney 

Girl Trouble 

Apparently, a girl’s voice becomes more high-pitched when she speaks to a guy she likes. 

That explains why every girl I talk to sounds like Darth Vader. 

I’m a gentleman. I brush my teeth before making phone calls. 


People don’t cry because they’re weak. They cry because they’ve been strong for too long.

I heard this somewhere… 

I hardly identify with such quotes…but this just did it for me. It’s true. Sometimes, the greatest strength, can be found in simply letting go and admitting your weakness

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